Maybe you're married and want to break a soul-crushing monotony of working from home while around your dull partner. Maybe you're into weird stuff and just want someone to share them with. Maybe you feel unloved and just want to be held by someone while sharing a few secrets. Whatever the case, I'm here for you. Life can be hard on the heart and soul. I know. But it's never too late for you to be happy. Why not start now?